terezi-owns2:
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
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earthdad:
when someone really cute calls you cute first

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juilan:
Instead of yelling BOO this Halloween, yell something even scarier, like COMMITMENT or STUDENT LOANS
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